Alcohol vs marijuana
OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
Snoop Doggie, DOOOOG.
I was out with the cat today^^(his name is Kaos, it’s the norwegian word for Chaos)
THIS IS FOR REAL: One Burger King restaurant in San Francisco is selling the “Proud Whopper” through the week of SF Pride. It’s exactly the same as a regular Whopper, price and all, except it comes in a rainbow-tastic Pride wrapper that reads “We Are All The Same Inside” when you unwrap it. All proceeds are donated to a foundation providing scholarships to LGBT students. Get thee to 1200 Market Street! (via USA Today)
could they have chosen a more obnoxious slogan on this
we are all hamburgers on the inside
What the fuck guys?? Everyone has been bitching and bitching about the lack of queer representation everywhere and now Burger King is coming up with a way to not only give out advertisement but at no extra charge and provide FUCKING SCHOLARSHIPS TO LGBT STUDENTS. I think that’s pretty fucking awesome. Maybe you think the slogan’s a little cheesy but who gives a shit?? How can you not support this 100%?
No one on tumblr is ever satisfied with anything. It always has to be completely and totally perfect
Its america, of course we’re all made of hamburgers. We have McDonalds on every street.
I am a Hamburger-based Pansexual. I can roll with pretty much anyone.
Chrysler “Kit Car” Late model stock car program
Original Photo from 1974 from my collection
Like a full-size model kit. Very cool. What is this, a Duster?
growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME
Top 10% of my high school? Ha, lower 50% of my university. Talk about a culture shock.
Bra Fitting 101. This changed my life
Ladies of Tumblr, do yourself a huge favor and watch this video. Your lives will change for the better.
i wore a B cup forever and was in a stripclub one night and got scolded by the dancers who said honey no you are a D.
went to lane bryant, got measured like the beginning of this video and was told I was DD almost DDD.
so now I wonder what I *ACTUALLY* am.
wearing the right size is super important for avoiding back pain as well as boob pain! ladies and gents please watch this and make sure your boobies are as happy as they can be!
Gent here watching it, and I can’t believe this is a common problem. Like… I’m very glad she made this video, I can now disseminate this among my female friends and watch their pains lift away! Shocking what a difference that sizing difference made for the fitting.
JEAN LUC NAVETTE
I think that’s Italian but I’m not sure, would anybody mind translating if they know?
means “it does turn when we’re dead" and pretty sure it’s French
Considering his crotch says “water of life” in French, I’m pretty sure that is all French
Trust me, I’m an engineer. [x]
I am also an engineer. The fluid dynamics, while unpleasant will work out in this situation.
Me: can u give me x²+4y of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
Well meaning guy: Well then GIVE TOYOTA HIS CURVE OF TOMATOES AND POTATOES. Clearly he has plotted out the seasonal rise and fall of automotive buyer’s taste for tomatoes and potatoes!
Polite fellow: But sir… He asked for an infinite number of curves… We have no idea where to start his order.
Hot Man Hot Food: Thor Bülow by Max Lakner.
he’s white you coulda given him some apple juice and he would’ve reacted the same way
JACKIE KENNEDY’S LOVE LETTER TO JFK.
Letter written by Jackie Kennedy on the day of the assassination.
oh my god
this is what lana del rey is saying at the end of the national anthem music video. it all makes sense now. i can die happily now.
She put such powerful words to paper. Its only too bad I only can hear this in Lana’s voice and not her own
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like final setting is perfect for those pre-finals books nobody read over the quarter
Please make this go viral.
It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen.